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Redheaded Stepchild of Rosebriar Quoteage

Last one, unless either swirling_poetry or I can locate the Cymbeline one.

Cyrano de Bergerac Quote List
Rosebriar Shakespeare Company, 1999

A kiss. The word is sweet. The rest of this is cut.

Cut the "Be happy."
-- This isn't about happy.

Okay, who's got the next line?
-- That would be you.

I'm such a child.

I have the chair with gas, okay?

The purpose of having a duenna is to never be alone with a man.
-- Well, that takes all the fun out of it.
-- Actually, I think that's where the French got the notion of ménage à trois.

The sock is talking. *whimper*

Okay, go back into the French.

I think her chair's over there.
-- Yeah, it's over there. Work with me, people!

Can somebody come up and chase the little girls out of the bathroom so I can fix the toilet?

Any story that starts with a guy cutting off someone's arm and carrying it around with him is a great story.

Well, if it makes you feel better, I'm wearing cool tights.

You? You? You-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? On service of the King?

I'm so sexually confused.
-- No, thanks, I've dated enough of those.

So a few of you, like, come out...
-- Peek...
-- Go back where the food is?

-- Will Christian live?
-- Tune in next time, on...

Bring in the machine that goes *ping*!

The fighting nuns of France.

Where is this port? And why are there nails in it?

When we're off book on Act 1, is that his Act 1 or our Act 1?
-- Our Act 1.
-- Oo-hoo-hoo-hoooo. Wrong answer.

I want to bite your neck! Rrrraaahhh!
-- Okay, we almost had Dr Pepper shooting out Valerie's nose.
-- I'd pay to see that.

John, how long have you been drinking?
-- Not long enough. Do it again. I want you all to be Irish leprechauns.

Here comes all Paris!
-- Hi. I'm all Paris.

My advice is, don't get old.

Everybody dies so they can come back as nuns.

Monsieur Le Brett. Le Bret.
-- Whatever.

Pretty colors!
-- Lauren's done. She's checked out for a long time. Her parents had a lot of fun in the '60s.

Is that you, Christian?
-- Duh.

What does "metaphor" mean?

The Tender Passion? We figured out what it was. It's a French slumber party.

Can I be a flying nun?
-- Maybe a rollerskating nun.
-- Bungee-jumping nun.

Hey, everyone! Eat the boy!

This just can't get more disturbing.
-- Excuse me? We're French.

I just didn't like that. Let's do the whole thing again... Just kidding.
-- Cousin! Help me!

No lick. No lick. Just hug.

Oh, Darth Maul?
-- Am I the only one who's totally out of it here?
-- No. We've just been waiting for this movie longer than you've been alive.
-- We have? Oh, my God, we have!

But my dear, what would you do with prose? We can do it over here.
-- *uproarious laughter*
-- Hey, it's French.

My nose! My nose!
-- Aaah! My eye!

The Peach is gone.
-- Ding, dong, the Peach is dead.

I love you! He's an idiot! I've been writing the poems!

Water isn't supposed to hurt.

Jess, surrounded by rabid teenagers, looking puzzled.
-- I'm used to it by now.

Peer pressure is a good thing when it comes to a show.



( 2 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 22nd, 2007 06:12 pm (UTC)
I love you! He's an idiot! I've been writing the poems!

That one made me choke myself laughing.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 06:43 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty fond of it. IIRC, it was a veeeeeeeery long night during tech week, and Cyrano was a wee bit punchy...
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