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Five Minute Doctor Who

Ran across the one for "Castrovalva" while wandering about and trying to decide how to timestamp my fic from Five & Co.'s perspective. A bit hit-or-miss, but overall pretty funny.

Nyssa: Where are we going now?
Tegan: I've programmed the TARDIS to take us to Castrovalva.
Nyssa: Why there?
Tegan: The computer recommended it to me.
Nyssa: You mean the computer that was reprogrammed by the Master via Adric to kill us all?
Tegan: Yes, the same one. Why?
Nyssa: Just checking.


And then there's "Logopolis"...

Monitor: There you all are. So, Doctor, let's go through our checklist. Old Romana, already gone, good job. Old robot dog, ditto. Old credits, old theme music, old producers, gone gone gone.
Doctor: I did all that without you.
Monitor: We're on the right track then. Let's see, new companions: Artful Dodger Fanboy type, Mouth with Legs type, Sexually Repressed Teenage Scientist type, check check check. New Master, check.
Master: Mwahahaha.
Monitor: Diabolical laugh track, check. Hmm, there's only replacement left that I can see. (meaningful look)
Doctor: Ah, about that. (ahem) You know, Master, it's only a matter of time before they come for you and replace you with some Hollywood actor.
Master: Meh. As long as it's not Eric Roberts.
Monitor: (meaningful look)
Master: (gasp) I will fight you with every fiber of my being!

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krf13
Jul. 26th, 2006 02:15 pm (UTC)
OK, you got me. I fell off my chair laughing, especially that last bit about Eric Roberts. It all built up to that moment, really. Thanks for sharing!
sventhelost
Jul. 26th, 2006 02:50 pm (UTC)
It's probably a good thing I'm too tired to laugh, or I'd have another asthma attack. Thanks for sharing! :D
wiliqueen
Jul. 26th, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC)
:: pats gently :: You're welcome, and feel better!
fuzzyspacekitty
Jul. 27th, 2006 03:52 am (UTC)
So... I really don't know very much about the Doctor, but I'm in a multi-fandom game where we have several DW characters.. Hee.. I may have the hookup for some hot hot skinflap smut, if you're interested.
wiliqueen
Jul. 27th, 2006 09:14 am (UTC)
*rueful chuckle* Smut, not so difficult to find in pretty much any fandom these days, if I want it. It's gen that seems to be weird anymore...
fuzzyspacekitty
Jul. 27th, 2006 11:41 am (UTC)
True-true. But.. skinflap smut? Has to be at least a little bit of a rarity. I hope.
wiliqueen
Jul. 27th, 2006 11:56 am (UTC)
Me too, since I'm not even sure what it is (or that I want to)...
fuzzyspacekitty
Jul. 27th, 2006 12:01 pm (UTC)
Y'know Cassandra the skinflap? Our game has her, and also an OC skinflap... And... Hee. O:-)

The boy skinflap wears a bowtie, it's hillarious.
wiliqueen
Jul. 27th, 2006 12:42 pm (UTC)
*lightbulb* Ah! Okay, strangely, that's much less frightening than I expected.

I've never heard Cassandra called that before, and it just didn't occur to me. When in doubt, I tend to go with Rose's "bitchy trampoline". *g*
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