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Like amilyn, I wasn't going to post this one, but it's just too funny not to...

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking out of the tundra, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Wiliqueen! And she gives a guttural roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

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amilyn
May. 18th, 2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
"The Beast will rise from the pit to make war against God. I mean, enjoy your meal."

*grin*
wiliqueen
May. 18th, 2008 08:52 pm (UTC)
That line may have been the Very Best Thing about that two-parter.
amilyn
May. 18th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
I certainly think so. *grin8
studiesinlight
May. 18th, 2008 07:44 pm (UTC)
I'll just stick with "Avengers Assemble!"
Um, I got: "I'm going to brutalize you past the point of no return, and throw you out the window!"

Not exactly in the same class, is it? ;-)
diannelamerc
May. 18th, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
Re: I'll just stick with "Avengers Assemble!"
You want lame? Try "I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!!"
wiliqueen
May. 18th, 2008 08:55 pm (UTC)
Re: I'll just stick with "Avengers Assemble!"
I dunno, that one would strike terror in my heart. I don't go near the stuff...
diannelamerc
May. 18th, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC)
Re: I'll just stick with "Avengers Assemble!"
...well, I don't either... making it something of an empty threat...
wiliqueen
May. 18th, 2008 08:54 pm (UTC)
Re: I'll just stick with "Avengers Assemble!"
Maybe not, but on the whole I'd probably prefer Satan weren't involved...
lyssie
May. 18th, 2008 08:45 pm (UTC)
I'm apparently in a candy store. With gilded boxing gloves. and. "I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!"

...so, yeah, I might actually say that.
wiliqueen
May. 18th, 2008 08:55 pm (UTC)
Gilded?
lyssie
May. 18th, 2008 09:00 pm (UTC)
Gilded.

Skulking across the candy store, carrying gilded boxing gloves, cometh Lyssie! And she gives a low cry:

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!"
finabair
May. 18th, 2008 10:37 pm (UTC)
ooh, SHINY!
darkmagess
May. 18th, 2008 08:47 pm (UTC)
"For the love of carnage and discord, skulls will be fucked for Satan!"

...

wiliqueen
May. 18th, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
Um. Wow. Thing What I Have Learned Today: This thing is even more random than I expected.
tzikeh
May. 18th, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking out of the mountains! It is tzikeh, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!"
wiliqueen
May. 18th, 2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
You definitely have the strangest weapon I've seen yet.

This puppy is WEIRD.
thanatos_kalos
May. 18th, 2008 10:04 pm (UTC)
Prowling on the freeway, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Thanatos_kalos! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"


Well, the Classical association is nice, though gilded boxing gloves are just dumb-- first off, the gilding would just flake off, and they'd be bloody heavy. I mean, gilt bronze gauntlets? Given a Greek time period, sure. And I live close to the M4, plus, y'know, fire pretty, so, the rest is, I guess, okay...
wiliqueen
May. 18th, 2008 10:08 pm (UTC)
lyssie got gilded boxing gloves too. And I thought my reflective halberd was odd. :-D
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wiliqueen
May. 18th, 2008 11:09 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'm not so much with the guttural, either. (Or even "gutteral," as the results originally had it.)

Clearly we're both possessed, making us that much scarier.
allmightybecca
May. 19th, 2008 12:34 am (UTC)
wacky and fun
Zang! Who is that, running amidst the icy wasteland! It is allmightybecca, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She screams vengefully:
"I'm going to bludgeon you with such zeal, the devil himself will plead for mercy!"


I'll trade you a studded crowbar for your reflective halberd
wiliqueen
May. 19th, 2008 12:45 am (UTC)
Re: wacky and fun
Done. Now I can commit mayhem in smaller spaces! ;-D
allmightybecca
May. 20th, 2008 12:27 am (UTC)
Re: wacky and fun
Enjoy your mayhem! *grin* I'm off to admire my new reflective halberd in the moonlight.(ooh, pretty!)

I need to send this to my sister. I know she'll love it (the battle cry not the halberd).
cheekygal
May. 19th, 2008 01:10 am (UTC)
Who is that, prowling along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Cheekygal, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries mightily:

"I'm going to flog you like it's a new extreme sport, and launch you into deep space!"

;) Too funny!
evil_overlord
May. 19th, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
AT least you got a halberd, all I got was a studded crowbar. O_o

"I'm going to beat you until you turn inside out!" O_o

ehhehhehh.....
wiliqueen
May. 19th, 2008 09:45 pm (UTC)
See, I like the studded crowbar! Close quarters FTW! ;-D
quasievil_bunny
May. 19th, 2008 11:40 pm (UTC)
I love it! Must steal....
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