Thanks to thanatos_kalos, I have just learned that Amy Winehouse has a song called "Valerie."

There's this running joke about how 95% of fictional characters with my name are either bimbos or crooks. Occasionally both. (They are!) So brainiacfive noted that, since we're talking about Amy Winehouse here, this one is probably a bimbo crack-whore crook.

Looked up the lyrics, and sure enough... *snerk*

I started giggling at "I miss your ginger hair and the way you like to dress." (A redhead by choice is still a redhead. So there.)

And then, of course, got to "Did you have to go to jail" and "Did you have to pay that fine that you were dodging all the time?"

So, crook. The trend holds. ;-D